X-Files Haiku

Doggett is a fart
Gas to be expelled quickly
And smell the room up

Mulder got taken
All his family is dead
Stretchy is his face

Scully was sterile
But Cigarette Smoking Man
Still got her knocked up

Skinner disbelieved
Then he saw an abduction
He believes ...maybe

He puffs cigarettes
And gave himself lung cancer
Then got hurled down stairs

Conspiracy men
The deal with bad guys
Grumpy fried white guys

Scully's bold undies
Are they cotton, maybe silk?
I care not, she's hot

Krycek sucking face
With a UN special rep
She deserves better

Sliding in some bile
Squeezing down a chimney shaft
Livers go eaten

I dream of Scully
Mulder must be damn near blind
I'd hit on her more

Doggett needs to die
Crushed like the zit he is
I so miss Mulder

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