Doggett is a fart
Gas to be expelled quickly
And smell the room up
Mulder got taken
All his family is dead
Stretchy is his face
Scully was sterile
But Cigarette Smoking Man
Still got her knocked up
Skinner disbelieved
Then he saw an abduction
He believes ...maybe
He puffs cigarettes
And gave himself lung cancer
Then got hurled down stairs
Conspiracy men
The deal with bad guys
Grumpy fried white guys
Scully's bold undies
Are they cotton, maybe silk?
I care not, she's hot
Krycek sucking face
With a UN special rep
She deserves better
Sliding in some bile
Squeezing down a chimney shaft
Livers go eaten
I dream of Scully
Mulder must be damn near blind
I'd hit on her more
Doggett needs to die
Crushed like the zit he is
I so miss Mulder
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