Evil in the Bathroom

I found evil in my bathroom
I think Satan's in my toilet.
The water has a fury
As if I were trying to boil it.

We worry about killers
And men who throw their fits
I'm afraid for my very soul
Every time I take a shit.

I hope that you'll believe me
I swear I'm not a liar.
But every time I flush
I fuel Hell's vicious fire.

Maybe I should blame
The hardware store that sold it.
It's turned into a battle
How long can I hold it?

I found evil in my bathroom
And I don't know what to do.
I have to piss, I can't hold this.
I hope Satan doesn't come for you.