Who or what is a CBDM?
CBDM is me, Zach Ashley. The initials stand for Carbonated Beverage Drinking Man, a name that combined my obsession with X-Files and my Diet Coke habit. It's a name I've had since high school. Most people just call me Zach, but on the internet it's cool to have a bitchin' handle, so there it is. I also use the name unklevoldemort quite a bit and I used to use mysteriousmintpez, but that's one I haven't used for several years.

This site sucks. Do you have something more professional looking?
Yes I do. To see my professional website, go to www.zachashley.com.

How come your site is so much cooler than everyone else's personal website?
Because I make websites for a living. If you want a website as awesome as mine, contact me and we'll talk rates.

What is it with you and Harry Potter?
You think Harry Potter fans are crazy, you should go to a sports bar during a playoff game. People are going absolutely nuts in there. There are people who can tell you the stats of a guy who played shortstop for Cleveland in 1964 faster than I can tell you Harry Potter's middle name. We all need our distractions, right?

By the way, Harry's middle name is James, gof those of you who were wondering.